Mother?

Holy mother, full of grace 
Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face 
Belss his hair that tends to curl  
Keep him safe from all the girls  
Bless his arms that are so strong  
Keep his hands where they belong 
Bless his di*k, the one I s**ked  
Bless the bed, in which we fu*ked 
And if my mom happened to walk in  
Bless the sh*t I would be in