Mother?
Holy mother, full of grace
Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Belss his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his di*k, the one I s**ked
Bless the bed, in which we fu*ked
And if my mom happened to walk in
Bless the sh*t I would be in