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My entire school: You don't talk much. Me: Cause I hate all of you.
Why is Monday so far from Friday? And Friday so close to Monday?
Dear teacher, I talk no matter where I am, moving my seat won't help
Teacher: Would you like to share to the class what you were whispering? Me: Dude, I was WHISPERING for a reason
In school, the only thing that group projects ever taught me was how much I hate other people.
Why are you chewing gum in my class?!?!" "Dude, chill, it's gum, not cocaine."
Dear teacher, please stop giving us homework to do on the weekends. Sincerely, I have a life, you know!!
No men, no love, no love, no sex, no sex, no children, no children, no teachers, no teachers, no school, no school, no problem!
The awkward moment when the only thing you know on your test are your name and the date.
It's funny...... how sitting 'boy girl boy girl' used to be a punishment... :)
Dear guy sitting next to me, I can see you're copying my test.... Sincerely, joke's on you, Ididn't study either.
STUDENT: "Can I go to the bathroom?" TEACHER: "I don't know, can you?" STUDENT: "LET ME GO TO THE BATHROOM, RETARD!"
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K. = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge
S.T.U.D.Y = Sleeping. Talking. Unlimited Texting. Dreaming. Yawning. Yep, I'm Studying!
WHAT HAPPENS IN AN EXAM ; Tik-Tok, Mind Block, Pen Stop, Eye Pop, Full Shock, Jaw Drop, Times-Up, No Luck
We are only quiet in class when the teacher gets angry
Be Cool. Don't Go to School!
School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect, and nobody is perfect, so why practice ?
:P All you need is love. All you get is homework :P