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I'll be attending alone at your wedding, but I will be consuming cake and champagne for two

Door naomi op 21-01-2016 om 21:53
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Chess says everything about life: the King had to take things one step at the time while the Queen can do whatever she wants

Door naomi op 13-08-2015 om 16:39
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Th best things in life are free. The second best are very expensive.

Door Megantje op 26-03-2014 om 21:06
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Whenever someone calls me ugly, I feel sad and hug them 'cause I know that life is really hard for the visually impaired

Door Megantje op 25-03-2014 om 19:12
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Oww, is this the part where I care about what you think of me?

Door Mij Mezelf & Ik op 17-11-2013 om 18:51
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They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.

Door naomi op 04-09-2013 om 18:41
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My ex boyfriends facebook status said 'Suicidal and standing on the edge.' ...So I poked him.

Door Febetje op 18-04-2013 om 21:40
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When I was younger I always draw the sun in the corner of the paper

Door naomi op 03-11-2012 om 20:30
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Welcome in our world: you will be judged on what you like, wear, on how you act and what you say... Enjoy your stay

Door naomi op 07-10-2012 om 21:57
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The awkward moment when your sarcasm isn't understood in a text...

Door naomi op 07-10-2012 om 21:55
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There are two types of people in this world, people who masturbate and liars.

Door naomi op 29-08-2012 om 13:23
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When someone gives you food out of nowhere, the first thing you say is, 'What did you do to it?'

Door naomi op 28-08-2012 om 21:30
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I am jealous of my parents because I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs

Door naomi op 23-08-2012 om 10:57
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When I was a kid, 'you're not invited to my party' was the biggest insult

Door naomi op 23-08-2012 om 10:55
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I don't care what you think - unless you think I am great, in that case you're right

Door naomi op 26-07-2012 om 09:24
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I didn't slap you, I just simply high-fived your face... ;)

Door CupCakeLuvee ♥ op 24-06-2012 om 13:58
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Pretty Girls Turn Heads... Me & My Girls Break Necks!!

Door *Rianne* op 12-06-2012 om 18:27
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Everytime someone dies in a movie I stare at their chest and watch for breathing

Door naomi op 02-06-2012 om 18:57
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You have to sit by the side of a river a very long time before a roast duck will fly into your mouth

Door naomi op 20-05-2012 om 14:31
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Dear guys, being a dick doesn't make yours bigger

Door naomi op 06-05-2012 om 17:44
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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Door naomi op 25-04-2012 om 20:17
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We call our language the mother tongue because our father seldom gots to speak

Door naomi op 25-04-2012 om 20:02
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Dear sleep, I know we had problems when I was younger, but now I love you

Door naomi op 25-03-2012 om 19:44
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Open a pack of gum, and suddenly everyone is your bestfriend.

Door naomi op 25-03-2012 om 19:42
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BRB = I don't want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else to say. Cool.. = I don't care.

Door dolfie22 op 26-02-2012 om 19:52
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Google is the brain I never had

Door celiamorato op 31-01-2012 om 15:17
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Boys are like lava lamps; fun to look at, but not all that bright

Door celiamorato op 28-01-2012 om 16:46
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Girls are superheroes. Who else could bleed for a week without dying..

Door celiamorato op 28-01-2012 om 16:44
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I'm confused! ... Wait! No! Maybe I'm not.

Door naomi op 25-01-2012 om 14:36
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I would prove I'm a wizard, but I can't use magic outside of Hogwarts, sorry.

Door naomi op 11-01-2012 om 12:33
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I'm Not Lazy.... I Just Rest Before I Get Tired! :p

Door *Rianne* op 07-01-2012 om 19:31
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Ladies First Is Just A Nice Way Of Saying: Let Me Take A Look At Your Ass While You Walk In Front Of Me!:p

Door *Rianne* op 07-01-2012 om 19:28
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Keep Your Drink, Just Give Me The Money

Door naomi op 24-12-2011 om 12:44
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*Rihanna in 2008* "I don't wanna be a murderer" *Rihanna in 2011* "I just shot a man down.."

Door dolfie22 op 07-12-2011 om 15:09
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Hate Monday • Annoy Tuesday • Ignore Wednesday • Smile Thursday • Love Friday • Enjoy Saturday • Damn Sunday

Door dolfie22 op 04-12-2011 om 15:06
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3 words, 8 letters. Say it and I'm yours. "I got food."

Door dolfie22 op 01-12-2011 om 08:31
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Fake tan, fake nails, fake boobs... Girl, are you sure you aren't made in China? ||

Door EmooPandaa op 27-11-2011 om 12:25
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Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business again-

Door naomi op 23-11-2011 om 18:51
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I hate it when you walk outside and a girafe kicks you in the balls

Door naomi op 23-11-2011 om 18:46
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The nervous feeling you get when you press the send button on a risky text.

Door naomi op 23-11-2011 om 18:42
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