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My entire school: You don't talk much. Me: Cause I hate all of you.

Door dolfie22 op 27-01-2013 om 19:44
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Why is Monday so far from Friday? And Friday so close to Monday?

Door naomi op 24-12-2012 om 14:58
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Dear teacher, I talk no matter where I am, moving my seat won't help

Door naomi op 01-11-2012 om 11:48
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Teacher: Would you like to share to the class what you were whispering? Me: Dude, I was WHISPERING for a reason

Door dolfie22 op 13-04-2012 om 18:51
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In school, the only thing that group projects ever taught me was how much I hate other people.

Door dolfie22 op 23-03-2012 om 17:25
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Why are you chewing gum in my class?!?!" "Dude, chill, it's gum, not cocaine."

Door dolfie22 op 11-03-2012 om 17:40
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Dear teacher, please stop giving us homework to do on the weekends. Sincerely, I have a life, you know!!

Door dolfie22 op 02-03-2012 om 13:16
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No men, no love, no love, no sex, no sex, no children, no children, no teachers, no teachers, no school, no school, no problem!

Door dolfie22 op 01-02-2012 om 09:05
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The awkward moment when the only thing you know on your test are your name and the date.

Door naomi op 10-01-2012 om 16:40
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It's funny...... how sitting 'boy girl boy girl' used to be a punishment... :)

Door naomi op 06-01-2012 om 11:54
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Dear guy sitting next to me, I can see you're copying my test.... Sincerely, joke's on you, Ididn't study either.

Door naomi op 05-01-2012 om 17:40
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STUDENT: "Can I go to the bathroom?" TEACHER: "I don't know, can you?" STUDENT: "LET ME GO TO THE BATHROOM, RETARD!"

Door dolfie22 op 04-01-2012 om 15:55
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H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K. = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge

Door dolfie22 op 10-12-2011 om 15:43
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S.T.U.D.Y = Sleeping. Talking. Unlimited Texting. Dreaming. Yawning. Yep, I'm Studying!

Door dolfie22 op 03-11-2011 om 16:48
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WHAT HAPPENS IN AN EXAM ; Tik-Tok, Mind Block, Pen Stop, Eye Pop, Full Shock, Jaw Drop, Times-Up, No Luck

Door dolfie22 op 26-10-2011 om 08:19
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We are only quiet in class when the teacher gets angry

Door dolfie22 op 18-10-2011 om 15:47
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Be Cool. Don't Go to School!

Door venera .. op 15-05-2011 om 20:52
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School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect, and nobody is perfect, so why practice ?

Door Michelle op 05-08-2005 om 17:42
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:P All you need is love. All you get is homework :P

Door Anoniem op 19-09-2003 om 21:52
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