Korte Engelse gedichten over humor 😂
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Populairste korte gedichten over humor
Cooler
If you're cooler than me,
Doesn't that make me
hotter than you?
Heart
Don't break anybody's heart,
they have only one.
Break their bones, they have 206.
Scary movies
I love how,
in scary movies,
the person yells out,
"Hello?"
As if the bad guy
is gonna be like,
"Yeah, I'm in the kitchen!
Want a sandwich?"
Chocolate
save the earth
it's the only planet
with chocolate!
My mirror
What do I do when I see
someone extremly gorgeous?
I stop, I stare, I smile, I wink.
And when I get tired,
I try to put the mirror down!
You
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
God make me sexy,
But what the hell
happened with you?
I cannot..
I cannot think the way you think....
I cannot dream the way you dream...
I cannot speak the way you speak...
But if I were you.... I would never let me go!